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Monday, May 3, 2021

Breaking: Melinda Reconsiders!



MEDINA, WA—In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.

"I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man," said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. "Bill is perfect in every way. I cannot live without him. Also, Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web."



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  1. MikeyinflMay 4, 2021 at 9:24 AM

    Hope she gets half - at the very least. I also liked BB's announcement of the name of the Whitehouse cat being Chairman Meow. too funny

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  2. Mike SylwesterMay 4, 2021 at 2:06 PM

    I read somewhere (I don't remember where) that Melinda Gates has been trying to convince social-media platforms (e.g. Facebook) to censor objections to vaccines.

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  3. devilmanMay 4, 2021 at 3:03 PM

    Gotta love the ruling class. I hope whatever crap show struck domestically for them was awful. They both deserve it.

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  4. AnonymousMay 5, 2021 at 7:54 AM

    So there's your whole reason why the world is going through this "crap show"... Bill isn't feeling the love and is taking it out on the world... "unhappy wife, unhappy life"

    Frank

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