'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man' Says Glossy Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine https://t.co/zWDcRmfcRh— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 3, 2021
MEDINA, WA—In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.
"I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man," said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. "Bill is perfect in every way. I cannot live without him. Also, Windows is the best operating system and Internet Explorer is the best way to surf the world wide web."