Zerohedge's version is: "The world's loudest wrist slap."
Don Surber says (once again): No excitement without indictments.
But how about this? Isn't the fact that Comey can even semi-credibly make such a laughable statement in public an indictment in and of itself? An indictment of Michael Horowitz, the pretend IG?
In the meantime, John Solomon wants you to know about The Comey FBI's 17 Worst Failures, Inaccuracies, & Omissions Flagged In The FISA Report. Which would seem to be a pretty tall order, but Solomon takes the bit between his teeth, and he does pretty well.
Here's the short version: The FBI systematically lied about almost everything to do with presenting a case for the FISAs on Carter Page. The FBI lied both by omission and commission.
UPDATE 1: Regarding lies by omission, Techno Fog gives you the documentation, just so you know that the idea that "mistakes were made" doesn't pass the laugh test:
You'll hear a lot about "omissions" in the upcoming IG Report.— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) December 9, 2019
To put those omissions into context as you read:
There is a duty under the FISC Rules to include material facts and to correct a "misstatement or omission of material fact" pic.twitter.com/g3V70D14g3
The Inspector General's report reveals Obama used the FBI to spy on Donald John Trump.
We already knew that.
Who is going to jail for this?
Republican Congressman Mark Meadows said, "Some former FBI and DOJ officials are about to have some serious explaining to do.
Oh no! Not explaining to do. Anything but that.
Hillary got away with laundering bribes through her Fake Charity and sending classified email to a server in Red China.
Quid Pro Joe got away with putting the arm on Ukraine to fire a prosecutor who was making trouble for Biden's coke-addled womanizing son.
And now Obama has gotten away with spying on President Trump.
Let us reserve our energies for battles we can win: appointing conservative judges, rolling back regulations, downsizing the bureaucracy, tax cuts, trade agreements that are not written by sellout politicians, and making America great again.
I'll still wait to see what Barr/Durham come up with.