When I clerked for Barrett she tried to adopt me twice against my will, called regular wine cis-substantiated, had a yellow phone with a secure line to the Vatican, and made me read all the memos out loud in Latin while facing away from her. Please Democrats, you must stop her.
And what would we do without the Babylon Bee?
Trump suddenly appeared on the White House lawn and greeted all the gathered crowd with a wide beaming smile like that of an expectant father. “Thank you, ladies and gentlemen and Democrats and Fake News media! I am very happy, so very happy, I don't even remember the last time I was this happy, to announce the gender of our nominee to fill the seat!” he said.The crowd erupted in joyous applause as the Secret Service rolled out a giant wheeled cannon similar to a civil war artillery piece and pulled the trigger to send an enormous cloud of pink glitter into the air.“Of course it’s a girl! It’s a girl!” Trump said as he made an hourglass curve gesture with his hands. “Tremendous. Thank you very much!”
For those who don't know the sarc, McLellan is a comedian w/ ties to the the American Solidarity Party, about whichReplyDelete
David McPherson of First Things makes friendly comments.
A little more hilarity mocking liberals losing their minds (and quite possibly "yuge" amounts of ground upon which they've been squatting in the last few decades thanks to judicial activism).ReplyDelete
"Wait wtf?! Her husband is letting her drive? I was promised the Handmaid's Tale"
And of course another one from The Bee.
"Ninth Circuit Court Overturns Death Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg"
Progs have no sense of humor.Delete
A close runner-up to the Babylon Bee is: Our favorite anti-racist Ibram X. Kendi, who accused ACB of "colonialism" for adopting two children from Haiti.
I don't even know how you can contort colonialism to Kendi's definition--there's only one Humpty Dumpty.
Self parody doesn't count. No thought goes into it.Delete
I'm actually not sure at this point if Ibram X. Kendi isn't a deep cover agent for the right. If conservatives wanted to expose and permanently discredit critical race theory with a mole to just spout off the stupidist vilist excrement he could thing of, could we do any better?ReplyDelete
Like the way Alex Jones could be an agent of the Deep State?Delete
Kendi’s birth name was Ibram Henry Rogers. He is said to be director of the Center for Antiracist Research at Boston UniversityDelete
Maria Bartiromo caused a panic this morning with her report on Durham report/indictments delay until after election. Links posted on last Durham thread.ReplyDelete